On the tenth day of Xmas

Another of the London Transport Museum's recommendations for Christmas presents and on the 10th day they reckon you should get a couple of rag dolls wearing tube T shirts:



Personally on the T shirt stakes I'd rather have a trendier Mind the Gap one.



Or a Mind the Gap thong. You could always buy the thong for a bloke too as it would be very seasonal according to the truly excellent Bob Rivers song - Walking Round in Women's Underwear. It's sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland and is being played to death (quite rightly) on Chris Tarrant's breakfast show on Capital FM. Download the full mp3 to it. (From www.90fm.co.nz) Takes a while to download so you might want to check out the lyrics in readiness to sing along with or for would be tube buskers it even has the guitar chords!



Perfect for "Emily "But I'm a Lady" the Rubbish Tranvestite" played by the gorgeous David Walliams - Best Newcomer from the recent 2003 Comedy Awards



You could also get some Mind the Gap boxers and I knew some women that used to wear boxer shorts, so don't think it's just a man's domain.