Tube nutter alert, tube nutter alert. Noticed someone at Hammersmith station screaming at some yoofs on the other side of the tracks. Came out of the waiting room to see drunken Irish bloke and a area clearing round him. Moved down the platform but typically he got on the train and the same carriage as me. Fortunately was at the other end of the carriage for most of the stop but it seemed like and eternity. You know when you can sense everyone in the carriage becoming totally interested in their books and papers but no one actually turning any pages cos you just want to keep your eye contact away from his. Anyway only had to put up with his incoherent rambling for two stops - most memorable ramble
"There are five continents in the world, Europe, Africa, China and, and......Russia." Hmmmmmm - no prizes for geography then.