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Saturday, December 31, 2005

London Transport Heroes in New Year's Honours List

Station staff member and Tube driver amongst those recognised

So it's not all complete doom and gloom for London Underground station staff (and please try not to give them a hard time today, it's not exactly their fault they have selfish, fat, miserable dullards as union leaders - although if I were them I'd join a different union - sorry mini rant over). Today the Queen recognises people who have made a significant contribution to the UK, and the New Year's Honours this year, rightly recognises the fantastic work undertaken by paramedics, emergency workers and London Transport staff on July 7th when 52 people were killed and hundreds more injured in the attacks on our transport system.

"MBE recipients include David Boyce, the station supervisor at Russell Square Tube Station, 'who despite the potential danger ran into the tunnel and provided first aid'.

Tube driver John Boyle, the first on the scene at Aldgate station, and British Transport Police Constable Deborah Russell-Fenwick, who tended to the injured on the scene of the Tavistock Place bus blast, both receive an MBE.

William Kilminster, a London Ambulance Service paramedic who braved appalling conditions to attend the bombed train between King's Cross and Russell Square, also receives an MBE.
" See
Channel 4 News for more on this.

I'm sure we would all like to thank the many other London Transport staff, tranpsort police and emergency services who helped on this horrific day.


Tuesday, December 27, 2005

World's Hottest Urban Blogger!!!!

Ooops, I seem to have won an award -
World's Hottest Urban Blogger

World's Hottest Urban Blogger - 2005Well, no iTunes, as I didn't win the Urbs' World's Best Urban Blog, although mightily pleased to have come second (which meant narrowly beating the great Gothamist - no idea how I managed that). But, thanks to all your votes and support, I am now the World's Hottest Urban Blogger! I was pleased to fly the flag as the only UK finalist in both categories. I must thank my rather attractive Yahoo! Avatar for making me look a lot better in cyberspace than I do in reality.

More news when America wakes up, so I can find out more about what being the Urb's World's Hottest Urban Blogger actually means (Do I have to write a cheesy acceptance speech like in Miss World? Do I get a little crown and a sash? When do I get my FHM modelling contract?). But once again, thanks to everyone who voted and I'm delighted to have finally won an award for this blog!


Jubilee Line Suspended for longer train upgrade & Tube Strike Latest

No Jubilee Line between 26th and 30th December (correction 29th December)

Don't forget there will be no Jubilee Line service between now and the 30th December (inclusive) while they get the
longer trains with the extra carriages up and running. Update - amazingly this has re-opened ahead of schedule.

Earlier in December I was on the Jubilee Line going to Canada Water and at Waterloo at the far end of the platforom they had some interesting signs which nicely illustrate how from early January, more people should be able to get onto the trains. It will allow "an extra 6,000 people to travel each hour when the Tube is at its busiest"

Jubilee Line Extra Carriage Sign


Check out the Tube's website for more on the upgrades.

New Year's Eve Tube Strike Latest - 28th December Update

So the Jubilee Line will be up and running just in time for the station staff to go on strike at mid-day on New Year's Eve for 24 hours. For more on the New Year London Underground Strike see my earlier post. There is a slim chance that this could be averted as both parties say they are still willing to talk. Rail union leader RMT's Bob Crow said "we will make ourselves available for talks if the company shows it is prepared to negotiate seriously" and the London Underground said "We remain ready to talk to the RMT at any time to resolve this issue.....If the strike does go ahead, London Underground will seek to run services where it is safe to do so."

As usual I will keep you posted when I learn more. The very latest appears to be London Underground (LU) proposing talking to ACAS, the arbitration service, on the 29th but with RMT saying that as far as they know, no union officials will be there! (See Bloomberg News for more on this) Meanwhile, LU is urging the RMT to attend the talks on Thursday. While you wait for them to get their acts together, you might like to pop along to this post for more on the arguments behind the New Year's Eve Tube strike and join the discussion in the comments.


Hoorah for the January (post Xmas) Sales

I love post Christmas Sales

Just got back from some of that shopping, where you go out to buy a handbag in the sales and come back with five candles, two cardigans, three tops, two camisoles, one jacket, two handbags, a suedette reversible throw, some filofax innards for your filofax and...... a reduced price wooden toy Tube train, as mentioned as one of the
Xmas Gifts the day before Christmas Eve.

Reduced Price Wooden Tube Train


The two toy London Underground carriages were already a bargain at a fiver and now they're even more of a bargain at £4

Get down to an Early Learning Centre near you before they sell them all!


Saturday, December 24, 2005

On the Twenty Fourth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

Some London Underground Travel Sweets

Today's the day that a lot of people will be driving home for Christmas or taking long train journeys home, so what better way to keep your concentration or refresh a yucky mouth, than to suck on some London Underground travel sweets.

London Underground Travel Sweets


These were available in Whittards for £3 a tin.

I'd never really seen the point of Tube travel sweets until now. With the proposed New Year's Eve London Underground strike more people will be taking to their cars and National Rail so they may need them there. But I was particularly interested to see that the flavours of these sweets seemed to be aimed at RMT union leader Bob Crowe - bitter lemon and sour grapes!

(See the Twenty Third day of Christmas Gift here)


Thames Tunnel Wapping Tour - Today

Robert in full swing at the Thames Tunnel Wapping TourWapping fun if you've done your shopping!

Almost forgot to mention that today is the last day for 2005 of the truly brill innuendo ridden Thames Tunnel Tours at Rotherhithe and Wapping, held by Robert Hulse.

So if you've smugly done all your Christmas shopping or if you fancy going to Wapping anyway, you can have an expertly guided tour of Brunel's twin tunnels and his Wapping Shaft!

Tickets are £5 each and you also need to have a valid zone 2 ticket/travelcard/Oystercard to travel between Rotherhithe and Wapping. It includes free admission to the Brunel Museum which apparently is "decked for Christmas Shopping". Tours leave every hour on the hour from 1pm till 4pm from Rotherhithe London Underground Station - for more details - click here or call 020 7231 3840.


Festive Cheer on the Piccadilly Line

Santa girls collect for children's charities

Just to lighten up from the proposed
New Year's Eve Tube Strike, when me and Neil were travelling back yesterday on a crowded Piccadilly Line train, a couple of girls got onto the Tube dressed as Santas with collecting buckets. They were collecting for children who will be in hospices and hospitals over Christmas and it was warming to see that the majority of people in the carriage gave them some money.

Santa collecting money on the London Underground


A Very Merry Christmas to you all and I'll probably be back on the days between Xmas and the New Year! Have fun!

Oh and if you've enjoyed the blog over the past year, please vote for it and me in the Urban Blogging Awards - I'm up for World's Hottest Urban Blogger, which I seem to be in first place for at the moment and World's Best Urban Blog, where the blog is currently a close second. Voting is open until 26th December - Boxing Day. Many thanks!


Friday, December 23, 2005

A not so Happy New Year thanks to striking Tube Staff

No Tubes on New Year's Eve - Evening Standard Front PageNew Year's Eve London Underground Strike on

News just in that the talks between RMT and the London Underground have broken down, so short of some miracle happening it looks like the first of two 24 hour strikes will be going ahead on New Year's Eve.

"RMT officials and Tube chiefs failed to reach a deal in the dispute through the conciliation service Acas.

"London Underground station staff have also voted for another 24-hour walkout starting on 8 January
......

"The Institute for Advanced Motorists said it thought the strike, which is due to begin at midday, could increase the risk of people drinking and driving because of the lack of public transport."

The full story is on the BBC and for all of our opinions and discussions check out yesterday's post.


On the Twenty Third Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A
Wooden London Underground Tube Train

Many thanks to regular commenter Fimb for sending the penultimate of the London Underground related Christmas gifts. It's a Toy Wooden Tube Train from the Early Learning Centre and as Fimb says it is a bargain for a fiver.

Packaged London Underground Wooden Toy Tube Train - taken by Fimb


Although it's on the Early Learning Centre's website, Fimb took the above picture showing that it's still available in stores now, so if you need a last minute gift pop over to your nearest branch. I love the caption on the website though:

"2 tube train carriages to take the city people to work."

With the rate the RMT are going with the New Year's Eve threatened London Underground strike, two carriages is probably all we will be getting in the New Year.

(See the Twenty Second day of Christmas Gift here)


London Underground Fashion Victims

Last Tube Fashion Victims of the Year

It was a bit light on fashion victim spotting on the London Underground this week, mainly because there are a lot fewer commuters around as it's the holiday season. Also lots of people were in black tie or party gear and so there weren't too many people around I could see in clothes that really "screamed" fashion victim.

So we only have one this week, a teenager wearing some "interesting" trousers:

Juicy Trousers


And just in case you couldn't get enough, she's ready for her close up, Mr DeMille:

Juicy Pants close up


I particularly like the length of these "leisure pants" and also the way that the general cut of them makes her .... er... arse (why split hairs when you are obviously wearing something designed to make people look at it?) look a load bigger than I'm sure it is.

Check out last week's London Underground Fashion victims here and there's also a Flickr set for them.


A moment's diversion.....

Getting to know you meme

I'll update the blog with the New Year's Tube strike news as and when I hear, but in the meantime you may fancy doing the blog challenge or meme on my non Tube Blog. Either put the results on your own blog (let me know if you do), or leave them in the comments area below.

Have fun!


Thursday, December 22, 2005

Yet another Tube Strike Threat (updated - Tube Strike on)

New Year Tube StrikeNew Year's London Underground Industrial Action

With more ridiculous predictability after the threats of the Christmas strike we now have threats of a New Year Tube strike. It's probably very unlikely to happen but you can learn more about it on the BBC site. "Rail Maritime and Transport (RMT) members are expected to vote for industrial action which could take place on New Year's Eve. The RMT fears the planned closures of ticket offices, as more people adopt Oyster cards, could lead to job losses.

But Tube bosses said they were redeploying staff to more "visible positions" and there would be no cuts
."

The London Underground say that since the introduction of the Oystercard, one million fewer paper tickets are being sold every week. Although I can't say I've noticed any shorter queues since the Oystercard made its merry way into some commuters lives.

"Because of this reduced demand on our ticket office, we are deploying some staff to more visible positions on stations and platforms," said the spokesman.

Watch this space or Google News for further updates and the latest, but I have sneaking suspicion that it will be resolved fairly quickly and may not even reach ballot stage.

UPDATE - I was wrong. It has reached ballot stage and members voted in favour of the strike - check out the full story on Yahoo News and BBC News

"The strike is set to begin at midday on New Year's Eve and finish 24 hours later. The second one-day action will begin at 6:30 pm on January 8.

A spokesman for London Underground said they would run a service where "it was safe to do so," without elaborating
."

No Tubes on New Year's Eve - Evening Standard Front PageSo much for the free New Year's Eve travel sponsored by Nat West, if there's hardly any travel at all. Let's hope it does get averted by LU in the meantime.

UPDATE - Friday 23rd December - 8.30am - The talks are taking place between the RMT and the London Underground later today at Euston. Yesterday Ken Livingstone (the Mayor formally known as Red Ken) condemned the strikes saying that the RMT's plan conflicted with a "groundbreaking deal" it signed last year. The deal meant that RMT tube station staff would effectively work a 35-hour week.

Sheriff Ken said, "These moves have been agreed and safety validated for 40 out of the 44 station groups. London Underground have also given the unions categorical assurances that there will be no staff cuts.

"There can be no justification for the RMT now reneging on its agreement and trying to ruin New Year's Eve for thousands of Londoners."

UPDATE - Friday 23rd December - 3.40pm
Just heard on the radio that it looks as though there has been no resolution in the dispute, so unless some miracle happens it really looks like there will be no Tubes on New Year's Eve. This has been confirmed by BBC News.

I hope NatWest ask for their money back for sponsoring the free travel.


On the Twenty Second Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

Some London Underground Fridge Magnets

London Underground Fridge Magnets


Yet another gift that you can buy at most tourist shops in London. Obviously you don't have to use fridge magnets just for your fridge, but for filing cabinets and .... er..... well..... er... filing cabinets.

I particularly liked the chunky rubbery feel these ones had, even though the font was a bit much to be desired.

I got a set of four for £5 which was a bargain!

(See the Twenty First day of Christmas Gift here)


Toothing on the Trains?

First Dogging now Toothing for Train and Tube Commuters?

Thanks to Station Supervisor, The Great Orme of
London Underground Life I came across a story about a "craze" that is supposedly taking over the UK, in an attempt to make life spicy for commuters!

"Bored UK commuters are arranging impromtu rumpy-pumpy via their Bluetooth phones and PDAs. The new craze - known as "Toothing" and certain to displace dogging as the sexual flavour of the month - began on a London commute when a flirtatious bluejacking escalated into a meeting in the railway toilets.

According to a report on Reuters the first toother was a chap called Jon, who also goes by the exceedingly clever handle "Toothy Toothing". He says that he was flirting with a fellow commuter via Bluetooth for a couple of days on his normal train journey. Eventually, she suggested nipping into the lav for a quickie, and toothing was born
.".....

"Bizarre as this sounds, Jon estimates that there are thousands (yes, thousands) of toothers on trains in the UK. The message boards on his site are certainly busy."

Mmmm. This whole thing sounded remarkably dodgy to me and with a bit of digging around I found out that it was all a hoax:

"Dozens of news organizations, including Wired News, (and the Daily Mirror - see the end of their article - "Websites have sprung up dedicated the craze, including some devoted to using it to hook up with strangers for no-strings sex.") were duped by pranksters claiming to be practitioners of "toothing," in which strangers in the U.K. were meeting up on commuter trains for clandestine sexual encounters. The liaisons were supposedly organized through messages broadcast via Bluetooth phones and handhelds. However, one of those involved now says the story was an elaborate hoax. After first creating an online forum, the pranksters persuaded friends to fill the site with scores of salacious, but fictitious, stories."

Check out Wired for the full story.


Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Giant Milk Carton Spotted on the London Underground

And you thought the
Tube Santas were weird....

Version-3-point-1 left a cryptic message yesterday about me not receiving something about a milk carton on the London Underground. I asked her to explain and she did a little more by re-sending me the following:

From Version3point1

From Version3point1


Version-3-point-1 then explains that it was a fancy dress outfit which caused more than a a few looks when she got on the Tube with it:

"Mike refused to both stand and sit next to me on the Tube. Embarassed by me and my costume, he still managed to take photographs of me. I was glad I managed to cheer up some of the other passengers too. I spied some people getting out their mobile phones to take pictures as I tried to keep my balance in the milk carton."

Read the full story here.


When Mince Pie Eating was Illegal

Step away from the Mince Pie, step away from the Pie

On the Tube last night after coming home from yet another Christmas night out (
Mecca's Publisher's Jo Hemmings' Birthday Party - if you're interested - and it's my ex employer Justgiving's Xmas Party tonight), I saw some drunken people tucking into some Mince Pies on the Piccadilly Line. In the days of Oliver Cromwell, it's likely they would have been punished for doing this, as I learnt on the radio that Oliver Cromwell banned mince pies.

"Oliver Cromwell's Puritan Council abolished Christmas on December 22, 1657. In London, soldiers were ordered to go round the streets and take, by force if necessary, food being cooked for a Christmas celebration. The smell of a goose being cooked could bring trouble. Cromwell considered pies as a guilty, forbidden pleasure. The traditional mincemeat pie was banned."

The DJ, Jamie Theakston took this a bit further as he reckons that the law hasn't actually been repealed, so we could all find the police knocking on our door on Xmas Day sniffing out Christmas goodies!


On the Twenty First Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A London Underground Map Apron

For the cook or washer upper in the household

London Underground Map Apron


I have no idea where or even if you can buy these online, but if you are feeling brave enough to step out into the West End to some of those great tacky tourist shops you should be able to see an apron like the one above. Amazingly, I snapped this one at Portobello Road market in Notting Hill at the weekend along with some other Tube tat which looked way, way out of place amongst the trendy second hand or hand painted, hand dyed, made with Peruvian goats' hair gifts that you commonly find in Portobello Road.

(See the Twentieth day of Christmas Gift here)


Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Santas on the London Underground

Santas go mad on the Tube

I must thank one of my colleagues for letting me know that it was
Santacon in London on Saturday. To the unitiated Santacon is not a day when we all go out and con Santa, but a day when lots of Father Christmases from around the world congregate. Quite why they do this is beyond me (although there is some information about the whys and wherefores on Santarchy). But let's just say there must be a lot of traumatised kids around seeing so many Santas in one day.

They were in full force on the London Underground as you can see from the pictures from David Bradshaw and NK Guy below (thanks guys for letting me use your pictures)

First we see Santas racing up the down escalators complete with Oystercards:

© 2005 NK Guy; used with permission


Then they fill the Central Line with Festive Cheer

© 2005 NK Guy; used with permission


One of the Santas is sadly left behind on the platform

© 2005 NK Guy; used with permission


Also a group/gaggle or soiree of Santas at Bond Street Tube Station, complete with a Robotic Santa for the 21st century

© 2005 NK Guy; used with permission


On the Northern Line they seem to go a bit wild on the Tube, obviously drinking too much egg nog at this point

© 2005 David Bradshaw; used with permission


In the evening, a bit tired with all their antics they hang around St Paul's Tube station:

© 2005 NK Guy; used with permission


THEY ROCK! Click on the pictures above to see more of what they got up to in London. Thanks again to NK Guy and David Bradshaw for letting me post these pictures.


On the Twentieth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A copy of
Underneath the Underground: Further Tales by Anthea & Wendy Turner

Today is the last day to order from Amazon to get your pressies in time for Christmas, so the book above is the only one from the series available with a 24 hour delivery against it. "The only one from the series", I hear you cry. "You mean chirpy TV presenting sisters Anthea and Wendy Turner wrote more than one book about the London Underground?" It's true and they're really rather good!

Detail from Underneath the Underground


Underneath the Underground: Further Tales is the 2nd book of a series that chronicles the adventures of a group of mice who live on and beneath the tracks of the London Underground. But these aren't the dirty mice, we know and er.... hate, but little cartoon characters who wear nice clothes and have names like Neil, Nigel and Nancy.

Underneath the Underground by Anthea & Wendy Turner


Just in case you think it's a move for the sisters to break into the children's book market (which it probably is), the series is dedicated to The Humane Research Trust, a registered charity which raises funds to develop alternative methrods to the use of animals in medical research. So you can buy these books and feel you're doing your bit for charity too!

(See the Nineteenth day of Christmas Gift here)


Monday, December 19, 2005

On the Nineteenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love sent to me

Some
London Underground Shot Glasses

Phew, after all of the very good discussions we've been having over the weekend about the public inquiry into July 7th (or lack of one) and Tube drivers attention whilst driving (or lack of attention), I feel like a drink. What better way to enjoy your favourite shot or strong tipple than in a London Underground Shot glass

London Underground Shot Glasses


"Don't drink and drive - use the tube! This set of 6 solid shot glasses are presented in their very own Tube. Made in the UK and a licensed London Underground product, these glasses are suitable for all types of spirits. 6 shots with the following messages: 'Not in Service' 'Zone 1' 'Danger 630 volts' 'Hold Tight' 'Mind the Gap' 'Emergency Alarm' - a really great gift." - say e-directory.

You can buy these at the London Transport Museum shop, however, if you want to buy them online in time for Xmas delivery, your last chance to order is today 19th December from this site - e-directory (telephone - 08700 273432) - where they are being sold for £14.99 which is a very good discount over the usual £21.99 price from London Transport.

(See the Eighteenth day of Christmas Gift here)


Sponsored Walk for July 7th Victims

Almost six months on and remember the Victims

I was reminded by
Caroline that I promised to blog her sponsored walk:

"On January 7th , six months after the attacks both I and a group of friends plan to walk the Circle Line from Edgware Road Station at 10am passing through the areas affected in the blast: Russell Square, Tavistock Square, Kings Cross, Liverpool Street and ending in Aldgate East. At Tavistock Square I plan to hold a small memorial for those that lost their lives or were injured on July 7th.

Please show your support and join the circle solidarity walk, or alternatively sponsor us through this site. To sign up and become a team member please contact me at: circlesolidarity@thebergers.co.uk

The walk, is now only a few weeks away. So far I have raised £1,300 for the victims and hope to reach my target in the coming weeks. Many thanks for your support
."

Best of luck Caroline and hopefully everyone remembers that on August 25th with Tube Relief a group of 65 tube challengers (including many regular visitors to this site, and even I took part in a bit of it), travelled around all stations on the London Underground to raise money for the victims and also show terrorists that they weren't afraid of travelling on the tube for the fun of it. So far we have raised over £11,000 for the London Bombings Relief Charitable Fund and I'd like to take this as an opportunity to thank everyone who sponsored us too.


Sunday, December 18, 2005

Spies warned of Tube Attack & MI5 Ruled London bombers were not a threat

Sunday Times & Independent report of leaked documents uncovering London Underground attacks

Completely coincidentally, I've just finished writing a post about The Underground Conspiracy, a great read about drug running on the Tube, when I heard on the radio, that The Sunday Times have discovered that "Spymasters warned Tony Blair before the July 7 suicide bombings that Al-Qaeda was planning a 'high priority' attack specifically aimed at the London Tube.

"A leaked four-page report by the Joint Intelligence Committee (JIC), which oversees all spying, is the first definitive evidence that the intelligence services expected terrorists to strike at the Underground.

The disclosure will fuel critics' suspicions that Blair decided to rule out a public inquiry into the bombings last week because it could expose intelligence failings at the highest level
."

Well, there's a surprise. Only a few days ago we were discussing the lack of a public enquiry into the July 7th attacks and now there maybe yet another reason why Tony Blair doesn't want one!

"Ministers and senior security officials have insisted that there was no warning of an imminent attack ahead of the July 7 bombings, in which 56 people died.

While technically true, the leaked document dated April, 2003, will be seized on by critics to show that ministers failed to disclose that they knew Al-Qaeda was targeting the Tube. A statement in September 2003 by the prime minister and Sir John Stevens, the then Metropolitan police commissioner, that a suicide attack was 'inevitable', did not name the Tube as a specific target.
"

"The Tories demanded the government publish the whole JIC document and disclose what other intelligence there had been about threats to the Tube. Patrick Mercer, the party's homeland security spokesman, said: 'This leak underlines our demand for an independent inquiry.' "

MI5 ruled London bombers were not a threat

And as if we didn't need more arguments to have a public inquiry, Ian has sent me a link The Independent who revealed: "Two of the four suicide bombers who killed 52 people in the July 7 attacks were scrutinised by MI5 last year but were not considered to be a threat.....

Shahzad Tanweer, 22, who detonated a rucksack bomb on the Tube train at Aldgate, is believed to have been indirectly linked to an alleged plot to build a bomb in 2004. It has already been established that the suspected mastermind, Mohammad Sidique Khan, 30, had been known to security services.

The disclosure that a second of the four bombers had come to the attention of MI5 is likely to increase pressure for a public inquiry into the London attacks and any failures in intelligence. Charles Clarke, the Home Secretary, is resisting setting up a wide-ranging independent inquiry, instead opting for a more limited "narrative" led by a civil servant. The Independent has also established that there are so many new terrorist suspects coming to the attention of the security agencies and Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch that there are not enough officers to investigate them all
."

SIGN THE LONDON 7/7 PUBLIC INQUIRY PETITION

In the meantime Rachel a survivor from the King's Cross carriage that was blown up is demanding a public inquiry and urges that we sign a petition to show our support. If you believe that we should have an inquiry, please sign and also publicise on your own website or blog too.


On the Eighteenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

A copy of
The Underground Conspiracy

No, nothing to do with the Stockwell shooting or cover ups, or public enquiries or lack of public enquiries on the Tube attacks, but a brilliant children's/teenager's book with a story set on the London Underground:

The Underground Conspiracy


It's a shame that The Underground Conspiracy by Catherine Storr was first published in 1987 as it meant it didn't get the sort of publicity it would get now, of a children's book crossing over into adult territory, and a great read for adults and kids alike.

The story is about Jass, a teenager who loves to travel round on the Tube, just for fun. However, her underground activities land her into quite serious and frightening trouble, when she is blackmailed into carrying packages around on the system she knows so well. It's basically drug running on the London Underground which is a remarkably sophisticated premise for a children's book, and I really urge you to read it. For tube geeks you'll see how her extreme knowledge of the London Underground system comes into play.

It's also a great gift for friends and family who may like "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time" (which incidentally has a great London Underground section which describes an autistic teenager's very first Tube journey - he loses his pet rat on the tracks, almost electrocutes himself rescuing it, gets on the Tube and notices every single sign, ad, person and piece of upholstery). Like The Curious Incident, The Underground Conspiracy for a while has that same naiviety of a teenager mixed up in an adult mystery and not quite knowing how to handle it.

(See the Seventeenth day of Christmas Gift here)


Animals on the Underground Clothing

My
Animals on the Underground Clothing has arrived!

Animals on the Underground Vest and Hipster Knickers


Last week I posted about and ordered some fab Animals on the Underground clothing, where animals have been "found" in the London Underground Map. My "Hound" vest and hipster knickers arrived yesterday. They rock!!! This hipster knickers are possibly the most comfortable pair of pants I've worn and are really soft.

So hoorah to Nick Thomas and the team from animalsontheunderground for getting them to me so quickly.


Saturday, December 17, 2005

On the Seventeenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

Some London Underground Map kitchen or bathroom tiles

Hoorah, it's the weekend, that time when men (well mostly men) have thoughts of home decoration and home improvement (or cleverly have these thoughts put into their heads by wives, girlfriends and partners). So if you are handy with a bit of grout or if you want to put your wife or girlfriend or boyfriend or partner off the idea of you ever being let loose on the tiling front, pop over to
art meets matter and buy these tiles.

London Underground Tiles


However, don't get too excited, you may need a small mortgage if you are thinking of tiling the whole bathroom with them. These tiles are £59.99 per set of six - nice!! (Thanks to Fimb for providing the updated pricing and stockist information)

(See the Sixteenth day of Christmas Gift here)


Friday, December 16, 2005

Northern Line Train operating with no Driver?

London Underground Union defends drivers' actions

Can't find any information on this at all on the net at the moment, but apparently in last night's Evening Standard there where "shocking" pictures of a Northern Line train which had been operating with no driver. Also another set of pictures were published of drivers operating trains whilst reading and paying no attention to the tracks in front of them between High Barnet and Totteridge & Whetstone. Driver's union Aslef have defended their drivers' actions, by saying that no one has ever died from a train operator reading a paper whilst "driving their train".

I heard this guy, Steve Grant, on
HeartFM news saying that a few months ago Tube staff were being praised as heroes (in fact Tony Blair praised them officially earlier this week) and now The Standard are raking up stories about them not paying attention at the controls. Well, I actually think The Standard have a point. I often see trains pulling in where the driver has been reading a paper or having a cup of tea, and it doesn't exactly fill you with confidence and helps to fuel the argument that Tube drivers are overpaid for what they do (Tube Drivers can earn around £35,000). I suppose the trains are designed to work with little driver intervention sometimes, and the union official is right about the fact that no one has died because of this.

Any thoughts or any more news on this?

UPDATE - Just had a chance to look at District Dave's Forum which has been discussing this since yesterday and it appears, the train with no driver picture didn't exist, but there were others:

Colin said: "I walked down to Tower Hill station from Fenchurch Street, on my way into work and see all the SubStandard (nickname for The Evening Standard) signs emblazoned with "train with no driver - see amazing pictures". As it was only 20p I thought sod it I'll buy a copy rather than wait and find one later. Gets about three pages in to see three pictures - all with drivers in the cab. So they're false advertising then. Of course anyone else doing that would have a story written about them. The pictures show a driver drinking a tea/coffee, a driver reading something and, admittedly a little concerning, a driver with a very young child in the cab. Any of these activities could quite easily occur at any platform. Considering how clear the pictures are, I'm astounded that the trains are actually moving - especially at the claimed 35mph."


On the Sixteenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

Some London Underground clothing for my dog!

As an introduction to my weekly London Undeground Fashion Victims, now your dog can also feel like a "Fashion Victim". Yesterday's Metro had a feature on Xmas gifts for people's canine companions, but again they left out some top clothing for dogs with a London Underground theme.

Here's the feature:

Dog Coats in Metro Newspaper


So why didn't they add this top coat?

Dog coat in London Underground Upholstery


I think the dog looks rather fetching in his/her District Line moquette /seat upholstery coat. Hopefully they have some left in the London Transport Museum shop as they are no longer on their website.

And shame on Metro for missing this excellent Mind the Gap Dog T-Shirt

Mind the Gap Dog T Shirt


However one of my favourite things for pampererd pooches is this wonderful dog umbrella!

Dog Umbrella


(See the Fifthteenth day of Christmas Gift here)


London Underground Fashion Victims

London Underground Fashion goes Pantomime

I believe that this weeks London Underground Fashion Victims were playing homage to that great Christmas tradition of the Panto. The footwear on these ladies has more than a nod and a wink towards some great pantomimes.

Dick Whittington Boots

Firstly, we have a lady who was definitely getting on a train towards Waterloo so that she could follow Dick Whittington's steps and "turn again" to City Hall, home of our current Mayor of London

Dick Whittington Boots


I know that these turn ups on boots are very popular right now, but for me the jury's still out. Every time I see a person in them, I feel like slapping my thigh and saying, "Why there young Dick, which way to London?"

Peasant Boots

These boots would probably be very appropriate for a peasant extra in something like Jack and the Beanstalk

Peasant Boots


Beyond Description

The following boots really defy description for me, but I think that some pantomime director would be able to find a good use for them

Boots that are beyond description


Aladdin Shoes

She must have been a bit cold in the shoes, as I only snapped this woman last night. But full marks for going out in December more or less in a pair of sandals

Aladdin Shoes


Particularly loving the way these shoes turn up at the toes. All she needed was a genie's lamp and she would have been set up.

Metallic Boots

Not exactly pantomime, but I couldn't resist adding these metallic boots. We've had a lot of discussion over the weeks about (in my opinion), hideous, metallic bags, which I am STILL seeing all over the place. But this was the first time I had spotted some Metallic Boots

Metallic Boots


Perhaps they could be used in a show like Faye Tozer (out of Steps) new "musical" Saucy Jack and the Space Vixens!

Check out all previous London Underground Fashion victims here and there's also a Flickr set for them.


Thursday, December 15, 2005

Have mince pies and a chat about the Jubilee Line extra carriages

New London Underground Jubilee Line Extra Carriage AdSeven Cars Trains on the Jubilee Line and Sharing Xmas delicacies

If you fancy a free mince pie and the chance to have a chat with some London Underground staff about the new seven car Tube trains pop along to Canary Wharf station between 4pm and 7pm this afternoon and evening. This was in this morning's Metro although I can't find anything on Metro's news feeds.

Regular readers and people who know such things will know that the Jubilee Line will be getting longer trains from January 2006, and here's your chance to ask those involved whatever you want to ask.

Have fun!


No public inquiry into London's Transport Attacks

Should there be a public investigation into the 7/7 attacks?

According to the Government there shouldn't. According to the victims' families there should.

Yesterday, the Home Office confirmed that there would be
no public investigations into the attacks in London where 52 people were killed and hundreds more injured. Tony Blair said: "I do accept that people of course want to know exactly what happened, and we will make sure that they do.

"We will bring together all the evidence that we have, and we will publish it so that people, the victims and others, can see exactly what happened.

"But I really believe that at the present time, if we ended up having a full-scale public inquiry when actually we do essentially know what happened on July 7, we would end up diverting a massive amount of police and security service time, and I don't think it would be sensible
."

We wonder at what time it would be sensible? Is there ever going to be a good time to do these investigations? The Home Secretary apparently consulted Scotland Yard on the implications of issuing the file to the public, possibly in an edited form.

Any report published by the Home Office would be the first official overview of the atrocities, which killed 52 innocent people on the London Underground at Aldgate, Edgware Road, Russell Square and King's Cross, and on a bus at Tavistock Square. So as usual, it's left to rumours and speculation and more mystery over what happened. The words "cover up" "Nanny state" "we know best" "You only need to know what we want to tell you" and "Blair is a fooking idiot" easily spring to mind.

In the meantime, the families of the victims and the survivors themselves are demanding answers. BBC News interviewed a number of survivors and family members of people who were killed. As regular readers know, blogger Rachel was on the King's Cross carriage when the bomb went off and her moving account of her survival and the aftermath has kept us all enthralled. In the interview she said, that ordinary people need to know the answers to their questions

"Apparently it will take too long, be too expensive and only tell us things we already know.

We have spent a thousand days in Iraq and £3.1bn. Is that too long? Is that too expensive? Is the link between Iraq and 7 July what we already know? Of course it is.

Ordinary people, not politicians take the buses and tubes each day. Ordinary people pay the price for wars and policies politicians implement.

We have questions, we deserve public answers
."

Fortunately Rachel is not going to keep quiet about this and on her blog she says:

"Even if you don't like the questions, don't like the answers, think you know the answers already, Mr Blair, it is us, not you, who are paying the cost for this, every single bloody day. If the cost of answering questions makes you squirm, then too bad. We voted you in, we pay for you and your wars and your policies to be implemented and you say you act 'in our name'. We run the risks on the trains, the buses, the streets each day. You answer to us, the public and if I could shame you into answering us now, my God, I would."

SIGN THE LONDON 7/7 PUBLIC INQUIRY PETITION

In the meantime Rachel has set up a petition which she urges you to sign a petition to show our support. If you believe that we should have public inquiry, please sign and also publicise on your own website or blog too.


On the Fifthteenth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A copy of
What's In a Name

What's In a Name - London Underground Station Name Origins


A fab little book which explores the origins of every Tube and DLR station name. The amazon reviewer gives a typical entry:

"DEBDEN takes its name from a natural location of the area and is recorded as Deppendana in the Domesday Book. It is derived from the Old English DEP, 'deep' and DEN, 'valley' - which means simply 'the deep valley'. It was recorded as Depeden in 1227. The station was opened by the Great Eastern Railway as Chigwell Road on 24 April 1865, and re-named Chigwell Lane on 1 December 1865. It was again renamed as Debden on 25 September 1949 when first used by Underground trains."

It's great how you get other information including the year the station opened, and the name changes that have since occurred. There's also black and white photos of many of the stations or their immediate surroundings.

I also like the cover with the strange mis-spelling of station names - "Holeburne" "Pynnor" and "Dolly's Hill". A bargain at £4.95.

(See the Fourteenth day of Christmas Gift here)


OHMIGOD I'm currently 2nd in World's Hottest Urban Blogger

Blimey, thanks for voting but keep 'em coming

I just noticed that I'm actually second now in the category that I was actually most surprised to reach the finals for "
World's Hottest Urban Blogger". So in honour of the occaison I went out put on a strappy top and had another image made of me, which hopefully the guys at Gridskipper will update.

Still not doing too bad for the final category on this page - "World's Best Urban Blog" and am amazed to be the only UK blog in the finals for that.

Remember, voting is open until the 26th December and please continue to vote, even if you've already voted, multiple votes count!

Thanks so much!


Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Three Tube Mice on the London Underground

Which Tube Line has the most rodents?

Coming back from my book group last night I was waiting at Piccadilly Circus, on the Piccadilly Line, heading towards Heathrow and I saw three mice. They weren't all on the track, two were. But one was scuttling around on the platform near the signals where the front of the train would be (the bit that is cordoned off). Sadly I have never been able to take a picture of Tube mice, as the little bastards are way too fast.

Mecca's book -
One Stop Short of Barking claims that Waterloo (northbound on the Bakerloo Line) is a particularly good place to spot mice, and says that they are most likely to be found wherever more food wrappers are dropped.

In her book she cites a station assistant announcement to a couple of kids who were peering at some mice on the track:

"'This is an announcement for the two children near the edge of the platform. Please do not stare at the mice under the tracks, as they are in fact Albanian killer mice and very dangerous. Please stand well back from the platform edge'

As the kids stopped looking and sheepishly backed away, the same voice came back over the system: 'This is an announcement for the mice on the station: "Eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!' Thank you
"


On the Fourteenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

Some
Animals on the Underground Underwear

Some of you appeared to be a bit disapproving of the the Mind the Gap thong suggested on Friday as a London Underground gift. Well, particularly when it came to the idea that the thong might be unisex, and the idea of men wearing it didn't go down brilliantly.

Worry no more, as the excellent Animals on the Underground site has come up with two perfect pairs of underwear for gentlemen and the laydeez. I blogged Animals on the Underground quite some time ago when it was launched by someone who "found" animals "hidden" in the Tube map. Since then the site has gone from strength to strength and has now surpassed itself with these fab men's trunks with an elephant strategically placed

Animals on the Underground Mens' Trunks


We also have some "fishy" ladies underwear just so the girls don't feel left out

Animals on the Underground Hipster knickers


I was a bit worried that you might not be able to order them in time for Xmas, so I called Nick Thomas the guy who runs the site and he said that if you order by this Friday 16th December, they will do their utmost to try to deliver for Christmas. They also do T shirts, babygro's and bibs, and christmas mugs.

They rock - big time!

UPDATE - Bless Nick Thomas, as he's actually added this post to their news section, I just discovered it when buying myself some Hound dog hipster knickers! I'm now bumping up by order to thirty quid so I get free postage! Cheers Nick!

(See the Thirteenth Day of Christmas Gift here)


Tuesday, December 13, 2005

On the Thirteenth Day of Christmas

Poster for London Underground Horror Film CreepMy Tube Love gave to me

A copy of Creep on DVD

Loads of you, I'm sure, have heard of the latest London Underground horror flick Creep which came out in cinemas in late January 2005 and indeed a group of us went to see it on February 4th - check out our reviews of it.

Tube purists will find a lot of holes to pick in it (see all the locations used in the film), but as a scary movie based on late night Tube commuting, it's pretty good.

"Funded by the UK Film Council, Creep was directed by ex-EastEnders scriptwriter Christopher Smith and stars German actress Franka Potente, who appeared alongside Matt Damon in The Bourne Identity. Critics have called it the best horror film set in the capital since American Werewolf In London.

It plots the fate of a smart young woman who leaves a party to find a less boring one but never arrives. Drunks and sewage workers are shown being dragged into Tube tunnels and cut up with a chainsaw. It was filmed in three disused stations - Down Street near Green Park, Strand and Aldwych
." said The Evening Standard

Ironically, the London Underground ad for Creep was for a short while banned because it was thought to frighten passengers.

But The Evening Standard "intervened" and the ban was lifted. How The Standard quite managed to do this is anyone's guess, and perhaps the whole thing was a publicity stunt to get PR for the film!

Anyway for £5.97 through amazon.co.uk it's a bargain!

(See the Twelfth Day of Christmas Gift here)


Monday, December 12, 2005

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

The promise of
Hellgate: London in 2006

Computer Game on London Underground - Hellgate:London Screengrab 1


Lara Croft at Aldwych StationThe London Underground has been featured in PC games before (disused station ((Aldgate - correction)) Aldwych(!)), is in a Lara Croft game) and I'm sure there are tons and tons of games that I have missed, but Jon Choo emailed me about the soon to be released Hellgate: London which has strange demonic creatures prowling London and the Tube and blasting the hell out of each other. A review of the game in PC Gamespy says:

"London turns out to be the perfect city in which to set a demon-infested dungeon crawl. This sprawling city has seen its share of disasters, and it's been rebuilt again and again since Roman times. Aside from the baffling mix of centuries old architecture, London also boasts multiple underground networks. Everything from Roman aqueducts to a mail train network to the famous London Underground and World War II bomb-shelters. These sprawling underground networks make for perfect dungeons."

The makers of the game Flagship also agree: "Set in the near future, London is caught in the aftermath of a demonic invasion. Mankind has been driven into the sanctuary of the Underground in order to survive, desperately hoping to one day regain a foothold in the rapidly decaying world above."

Computer Game on London Underground - Hellgate:London Screengrab 2


You can see a video clip of the Hellgate:London here (Quicktime). From a first person view you pass a bus stop with the London Transport roundel on it, then go into the Tube system, down an escalator where you face the demons on the tracks.

(See the Eleventh Day of Christmas Gift here)


You're Beautiful IS about the London Underground

James Blunt's Subway song IS about the Tube

At the risk of getting lots of totally predictable comments from
Ian and Anthony (yes I know you don't like James Blunt, you really don't need to tell me any more), Geoff sent me an email to say that Blunt's hit single You're Beautiful is based on James Blunt's encounter with an ex-girlfriend on the London Underground.

I've blogged my love of this particular James Blunt song a number of times (here, here and here). The song is about that passing encounter you might have with a stranger on a subway, where you pass them, and think "Mmm, he or she is hot" and you know you'll never see them again.

The lines "she smiled at me on the subway, she was with another man" do actually refer to the Tube. James Blunt was on BBC on Saturday night and according to Geoff ""Goodbye my Lover" is about a girl, THE girl for him that dumped him that he believed was 'the one' and he couldn't believe it when she ended it. It turned his world upside down.

"You're beautiful" is then about when he saw her for the first time a few months later after she'd dumped him. It was on an underground train in london, they met eyes for a second - a lifetime flashed by - he said - and then she turned away, got back with her new bloke and they got off the train, and he's never seen her since."

UPDATE - Just to dispell the rumours that I fancy James Blunt or think all of his songs are brilliant - I don't. In my opinion You're Beautiful is an excellently written love song and deserves all the plaudits. However, I was sent a link to a truly funny and wonderful spoof of the video to You're Beautiful, entitled You're Gullible. You can even throw rotten tomatoes at James while he sings. James Blunt (like Jamie Oliver) is certainly one of those people that you love or hate! Well done to the eclectech guys for actually doing something funny and entertaining though, rather than just bleating on about how much they hate something.


Naked Train Drivers, Copulating Train Drivers

And who said driving trains was dull.....

Sadly (or not, depending on your overall opinion) this didn't happen on the London Underground but on National Rail. Train drivers on Midland Mainline, which operates trains across the East Midlands and into London, have apparently been daring each other to do wacky things on the train. However, the latest escapade involved a pesky driver getting sacked for stripping naked and taking a picture of himself while driving a train at 125mph.

Train's naked Driver Sacked - Metro


When I first read this in Metro I thought it was hysterical, but I spose today, now that I've seen more reports of it and realise it's probably not the most responsible thing in the world, to be in charge of a high speed train with 400 commuters and stripping off to have a lark with your mates!

However, I also found through The Sun, that a couple had been found well... er.... copping off with each other in a state of undress in the driver's cab of a train.

Detail of cartoon in The Sun


The Sun in a rather outraged fashion reported that "A SHOCKING video of a train driver having sex with a woman in his cab sparked fury last night. The tape, handed to The Sun, shows him groping the brunette, stripping off her clothes and performing sex acts....."

"It emerged on the day we revealed another driver had been sacked for stripping naked in his cab in a high-speed game of dare. At least FIVE other Midland Mainline drivers are said to be trying to out-do each other in shocking antics.

But the Derby-based company insisted the driver in the steamy train sex video was not one of their employees. The new 53-second mobile phone video shows the uniformed man putting passengers' lives at risk as he abandons the controls to romp
."

Ah, how I love the word "romp".

The article continues "One furious railway worker accused the drivers of 'playing Russian Roulette with passengers' lives'." Andy Reid, Labour MP for Loughborough, Leics - which is served by Midland Mainline - said: "This is a serious issue. Some people might see this as a bit a laugh but I think most passengers would be worried if they knew the driver of their train was not fully in control. There is a time and a place for pranks and behind the wheel of a train travelling at 125mph is not one of them."

The Sun - ever the public watchdog and I'm sure in an attempt to find the evil sex crazed driver, rather than in an effort to get an exclusive scoop and sell more papers close the article by asking "DO you know the driver? Call The Sun on blah, blah, blah, blah."


Sunday, December 11, 2005

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas (part one)

My Tube Love gave to me

A personalised London Tube Station Logo hoody /hoodie (or mousemat, T shirt or mug)

Bank Hoody - London Underground T Shirts


Here's another gift I wanted to highlight today just because it says to allow 14 days for delivery on the website - although they do try to despatch within three working days - FREE UK Delivery too. So you would really have to order these today or tomorrow to stand a chance for Xmas delivery.

Basically, in a nutshell, from Printshop's London Underground Shop you can "Get your favourite tube stations and underground signs on mugs, mouse mats and other must-have goodies here. Choose from over 300 stations for a cool t-shirt and ultimate souvenir of London."

I am simply loving the hoodies and you can potentially see yoofs prowling the streets wearing Chancery Lane, Knightsbridge, St James's Park, Bank and other upmarket or inappropriate stations across their chests.

(Thanks to Skytower for jogging my memory about these)


On the Eleventh Day of Christmas (part two)

My Tube Love gave to me (another gift cos he/she was feeling generous)

Some London Underground Tea in Tube Map Caddies

London Underground Map Tea Caddies


Now, I'm sure that London Underground staff don't have these sweet little caddies of tea and proabably drink some dark brown stuff from tea urns that spoon would stand up in of its own accord. So when I say London Underground Tea, I mean three varieties of tea - Earl Grey, English Breakfast Tea and, the mysteriously named, London Tea.

This pack of three caddies was found in a Whittard's shop (can't see it online) and they even do an instore 10% student discount if you're a student and want a further discount on the very reasonable fiver they charge for them.

Inpsired by above, here's the perfect mug to drink your London Underground Tea from (although you can design your own too - only £8.99 including free UK delivery)

Mornington Crescent Mug


BTW what is London Tea?

(See the Tenth day of Christmas Gift here)


Armageddon in the Chilterns - or Buncefield by Bloggers

Leverstock Green Oil Depot Explosion

Armageddon in the Chilterns - what a top title


Just in case you haven't turned on the TV or radio yet, there was an explosion - highly likely to be accidental - at an oil depot near Hemel Hempstead, north of north London in Hertfordshire at 6am this morning. Absolutely nothing to do with London Underground or the Tube, but maybe Watford, Chorleywood or Chalfont & Latimer may use it as an lame excuse to close because of the visibility! Smoke from the fire could actually be seen from many areas in London.

Simon Pride's photo showing smoke from Buncefield oil depot fire across Greenwich


People as far south as Holland are said to have heard the explosion which has led to one of the biggest fires the UK has seen in 10 years. Check out the Flickr for pictures tagged Buncefield and Technorati too.

Thanks to Ken Douglas for the excellent title for this post and some impressive photos. Fortunately there have been no fatalities and amazingly only 36 injuries.


Saturday, December 10, 2005

London Underground Bombing Victim gets married today

London Bombing Victim Gill Hicks Gets Married Today - Pictured here at her rehearsalCongratulations to Gill Hicks who WILL be walking down the aisle

Australian Gillian Hicks, who lost both her legs below the knee in the terrorist attacks at Kings Cross London Underground Station, will be going down the aisle today with prosthetic limbs and a single walking stick as she gets married.

"The priest who will officiate described her performance at the rehearsal as inspirational and courageous.

'She did walk up the aisle. She has been very brave,' Father Kit Cunningham said.

'She has character and determination. If you have been to the gates of hell, it must have some effect.'

As well as losing both feet in the bombing, Ms Hicks lost 75 per cent of her blood and her heart stopped twice on the way to the hospital
." Read the full story here.

Inspiring people like Gill Hicks, blogger Rachel and the many other survivors of the attacks do more to defeat the aims of terrorism than a lot of politicians and senior police's posturing and spinning! Congratualations Gill, I hope you have a wonderful day.


On the Tenth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

A copy of
One Stop Short of Barking - Uncovering The London Underground

One Stop Short of Barking - Uncovering The London Underground


Well it had to come. The book that I helped my friend Mecca to research. The book where I get mentioned in the credits. The book where some of the royalties go to me - yipee!

When I was in Stanfords on Thursday there were still a couple left nestled amongst the other London Underground books. Basically if you like this blog and www.goingunderground.net, you, your family and friends really will like One Stop Short of Barking. Check out the various reviews and TV and radio mentions on this site. Enjoy!

(See the Ninth day of Christmas Gift here)


Friday, December 09, 2005

London Underground Conflict Resolved - No Tube Strike

Hoorah - no Xmas Tube Strike

The
London Underground potential industrial action has been called off! See the BBC for the full story and thanks to Alan P for alerting me to it in the comments, and to Steve for also emailing me the announcement from the RMT's website.


More Oystercard Pre-pay Tomfoolery

How much did this refund cost in admin?

I keep hearing announcements on the London Underground as to how the Oystercard is "Faster, smarter and cheaper", and yet their
Oystercard poster ad saying it was better than a travelcard this was pulled because it was certainly not cheaper thank a paper travelcard if you use National Rail as part of your journey.

You may remember a few days ago that one of my new colleagues at work told me that he'd been sent a refund for the grand sum of 30p for some Oystercard kerfuffle. It turns out that it was the remaining amount of pre-pay on a lost card.

He let me borrow the letter, envelope and the refund voucher itself for me to blog

Pre pay Oystercard Refund


As you can see London Underground spent 29p in postage - almost as much as the refund itself, plus the cost of someone having to write his name and address on an envelope, and the cost of printing the pretty expensive looking vouhcers and the time taken to get it all out. Why not just round it up to an amount worth having or why not even send 30p in an envelope through the post?

More on the cost of Oystercard Pre-pay

Louise O'Sullivan wrote to me about the various emails and arguments she has been having with London Underground when after some clarification over whether an Oystercard would or wouldn't be cheaper for her. The outcome was unsatisfactory and she decided to produce a spreadsheet to see if she could work it out.

She said: "with pay as you go journey costs being the same for certain zones e.g. same cost for a single journey between zones 1-5 and zones 1-6, it seems harder and harder to justify why season tickets continue to go up in cost"

However, this reminded me that James Cridland had worked out a cool "Oystercard Pre-Pay is it right for you" online tool.

He says: "Is it cheaper to have an Oyster pre-pay card, rather than an annual travelcard? Sometimes - notably for commuters in zone 4 - it is. Similarly, sometimes an Oyster pre-pay card ends up cheaper than a monthly travelcard, too. This page will help you work out what's the cheapest option for you. Is it Oyster? Or is it Travelcard? "

The only problem with the otherwise excellent tool is that it doesn't take into account people like me who live in Zone 4 but use National Rail which doesn't accept Oystercard pre-pay at its station!

However, I'm sure this tool will be useful some people.

Anyway, try the tool it might help you if you don't have to use National Rail.


On the Ninth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love Gave to Me

An official Mind the Gap Thong

Mind The Gap Official Thong


I'm sure you can think of your own amusing comments for this present. I'm pretty sure they are available in the London Transport Museum Shop.

However, if you want to buy an unofficial Mind the Gap thong, click here to get one online.

Unofficial Mind the Gap Thong


Now whether these thongs are unisex is a matter of opinion. Imagaining a man in them does conjure up the image from the excellent Bob Rivers Song "Waking Round in Women's Underwear" and sung to the "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" tune. Listen to a snippet here (you need RealPlayer for this).

(See the Eighth day of Christmas Gift here)


London Underground Fashion Victims

No
Fashion victims this week - apart from me

It's been fairly busy at work at the moment, so I've either been reading reports or reading papers and keeping my head down on the Tube so haven't noticed any London Underground Fashion victims. Any I saw on escalators, I couldn't get my camera out in time to snap them. So there will be a break this week and normal service will resume next week.

However it was our work Xmas party on Wednesday (a very good time had by all) and the theme was black tie. I wore a black dress, but too late found out that I couldn't find my only dressy black shoes to go with them. Then I came across my gold shoes last worn at my wedding in 1998. I thought, they're really not going to go with black are they, but then I thought, OK what if I go the whole hog and use all the gold wedding accessories from my wedding.



So I did. Bracelet, earrings, bag, chiffon wrap and the shoes. The result was fine, except the shoes absolutely murdered me after two hours of standing in them. I had to pull them off and spent the rest of this evening in bare feet. Loads of people said I was mad dancing in bare feet, as the night wore on there was a fair bit of broken glass on the floor, with glasses getting knocked over and there was also the odd bit of sharp glitter too. At 12.15 am I realised they were right and put my shoes back on and continued the festivities for another hour. So I am this week's fashion victim, as when I got home at 2am - the soles of my feet were black and I had a number of cuts over them - D'OH!


Metro and National Rail photographic competition

Have a snappy Christmas.....

said the Metro on Monday as they are calling all amateur photographers to enter a competition where you have a chance to win one of two prizes worth around £1,000.

All you have to do is take a shot of London from a train. Now that's a National Rail train, not a tube. According to Metro "Viewing London from a train offers a wealth of photographic opportunities. Competition entries could show famous monuments or landmarks ......Alternatively, photos could be of attractive parks, streets or skylines that simply sum up the city at Christmas - a view that may be missed from the pavement or in a car." The full
terms and conditions of the competition are here, and photographs can be submitted in either print or digital format and entrants must include their name, address, date of birth, contact telephone number and email address. They should also include details of where the photograph was taken.

The prizes are a Pentax Optio 55S digital camera (worth £179) and a weekend break for a family of four in London (consisting of return rail travel, two nights bed and breakfast in a Best Western hotel, tickets for the London Eye, dinner and tickets to a West End show). There are two categories - one for under 16's and one for over 16's.

All entries must be received by 6th January 2006. The winners will be announced week commencing 9th January 2006. Prints must be sent to Metro photocompetition, Fourth Floor, 121 Great Portland Street, London, W1W 6Ql and digital images, no larger than 8Mb should be emailed to londonphotos@atoc.org.

Good luck!


Thursday, December 08, 2005

Can anyone read Japanese?

Japanese London Underground Tube Map

I emailed
Max Roberts from the brill Metro Maps and Subway Architecture of the World talk yesterday to tell him that his book - Underground Maps After Beck - had made it into one of my Days of Christmas London Underground related gifts. He was really pleased about this and also sent me another one of those London Underground Maps from countries around the world that can't be bothered to pay London Underground the licence to reproduce the map for their guide books or their own maps:

Japanese London Underground Map - click to enlarge


He said: "Of course, there is much more than foreign London Underground maps in my book, but this topic seemed to fit in well with Mark's general theme.

I've attached scans of the all-Japanese map, feel free to put one up if you like. The people who designed this were too mean to give us permission to include it in the book, which is a shame as it deserves a wider audience. Unless you have any Japanese visitors to your blog, we will never know what the mistakes are!

There are lots of other places in London for tracking down strange mutant Underground maps, the Japan Centre at Piccadilly Circus is always worth a look, and there are two large international bookshops near Regent Street, one at Great Marlborough Street (behind the back entrance to Oxford Street M&S) and one in Warwick Street
."

Cheers for that tip Max and if there are any Japanese readers around maybe you can see there were any mistakes!


On the Eighth Day of Christmas

My Tube Love gave to me

A Great Bear London Underground Jigsaw Puzzle

Great Bear Jigsaw Puzzle


The jigsaw puzzle to end all jigsaw puzzles. Not only is the map of the London Underground a great idea for a jigsaw puzzle (get them at Stanfords), but this guy has taken it one step further and custom-made a jigsaw puzzle of Simon Patterson's "spoof"/ "arty" map of the London Underground - The Great Bear - where he replaces station names with the names of comedians, philosophers, sports people etc etc to draw a connection between them and the lines they are on. The Great Bear was shortlisted for the Turner Prize in 1997 and made over ten thousand pounds for Patterson when it was auctioned.

In the jigsaw puzzle above many of the shapes are also represent things found in London and there are travel references like commuters, a bowler hat(!) and the British Rail logo too!

Great Bear Jigsaw Puzzle Pieces


It rocks!

If you want something more affordable and easier to get hold of pop along to Stanfords - they have a special 20% off most things sale tonight and each Thursday up till Xmas where you can get a jigsaw puzzle of the normal Tube map.

(See the Seventh day of Christmas Gift here)


Wednesday, December 07, 2005

And The Winner Is (Part 4)

Yes, here we go again with the announcement of the winner of yet another Annie Mole competition.

You may recall the Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen post from last Friday where we asked what linked the floppy-haired twat TV presenter with the London Underground.
The answer is here.

Well, as usual, the paperclips came out to play and I can reveal that the paperclip chosen on this occasion was the RED one which means the winner is .....

IanD!

So well done to him for his interior design knowledge and Annie will no doubt email you sometime in the near future to get you your pize of the "Wake Me Up at" London Underground stickers. And thanks to all the many people who didn't enter ...


Will there be Skeleton Staff on the Tube

Will London Underground be running a skeleton service at Christmas?

On Friday we'll hear whether the potential
London Underground Tube strike and industrial action will take place or not. Incidentally Transport for London are confident that the conflict will be resolved and District Dave, a blogger and Tube driver who occasionally comments on here, doesn't think there will be too much disruption even if it isn't resolved (see his latest comment).

However, I must thank Mark Ovenden who gave the brilliant Metro Maps and Architecture talk a few weeks ago, for sending me this fab picture he took at Barons Court

Tube Running a Skeleton Crew


So however much we may moan about London Underground staff, let's not forget that some of them, have a good sense of humour.


London Underground and Gay Weddings

Queer Eye Tube SignSame sex marriages and the Tube

As almost every paper in the UK seems to be jumping on the gay wedding bandwagon (same sex marriage is now legal in the UK), here's my little tribute to show that the London Underground are also aware of the issues surrounding the rights of gay people to be married, or rather, the rights of manufacturers and retailers to cash in on a newly released opening to the "Pink Pound".

Firstly, the very lovely Mark Ovenden - he of Metro Maps of the World, sent me a sign he had seen on his travels (see image on the left). I asked him whether it was to promote the popular TV programme Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and he believed it was.

Secondly, even though Monday's Metro was trumpeting about Brighton's gay wedding show, it appears to have forgotten that London had one in November, and I took a picture of the ad promoting it at Waterloo Station.

Gay Wedding and Lifestyle Show Tube Ad


The Metro article concluded by saying "The City of Brighton and Hove has one of the country's largest gay communities and is known for its tolerance". At the risk of sounding like Dafydd from Little Britain and being "Gayer than thou", I'd place bets on London having the largest gay community in the UK. My main site goingunderground.net also featured in one of London's largest gay magazines - Boyz (and sponsor of London's Gay Wedding and Lifestyle Show) - back in August 2003. Thanks boys, that was much appreciated.

Goingunderground in Boyz magazine


On the Seventh Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

Underground Maps After Beck

Underground Maps After Beck


Bear in mind you won't get this book in time for Xmas if you order through amazon.co.uk (these guys look as though they can deliver faster in this instance). However, as I'd been mentioning Mark Ovenden so much today, I wanted to give some notice to his co-speaker Max Roberts who gave us a fascinating look at how guide books around the world have their own interpretation of the London Underground map, when they are too tight to pay the rights for the real one.

Max says "I am particularly keen to hear about unofficial London Underground maps, both from Britain and from around the world. I already have over 50 in my collection, mainly from Japan, France, Germany, and USA, and mainly from the last 5 years. Complete maps are the most interesting, and any unofficial maps from before 1990."

However, Max's book "picks up where Ken Garland completed his work (Mr Beck's Underground Map) to take the story of the map from when original designer Henry Beck's services were dispensed with for good, to the present day. Based upon extensive research of London Transport archives and at the London Transport Museum, this book surveys the major changes that have taken place to the map over the years, and the reasoning and political background that led to them."

(See the Sixth day of Christmas Gift here)


A moment's diversion.....

Try this meme about life in general

It's the nearly the end of the year and a time when people contemplate on the year before and the year ahead - try this
Life in General challenge or Meme on my Non Tube Blog and post your answers in the comments or on your own blog.

Have fun and as with all good memes spread the word!


Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Signs of Christmas on the London Underground

Eeyores must be carried

One of the signs of Christmas on the Tube is seeing people struggle with oversized Xmas gifts, like the woman below with her giant sized Eeyore or stuffed donkey

Eeyore on the Escalator


Of course another sign of Christmas is the infamous Santa having a slash London Underground poster and amazingly, I haven't seen one this year.

Santa having a slash poster


Where are they all, or has Santa been killed off??



For the latest on the Stockwell London Underground shooting see yesterday's Independent.


On the Sixth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love Gave to me...

An District Line Ironing Board Cover

District Line Ironing Board cover


London Underground seat upholstery or moquette has been used to cover a wide range of items, and this ironing board is one of the stranger ones I've seen.

Available from Squigee call +44 (0) 141 959 8860 for futher details, including price or email them at info@squigee.com.

(See the
Fifth day of Christmas gift here).


Waterloo escalator repairs overdue

Looks like I can still do my steps exercise

For the last six months (maybe more) me and load of other commuters have had to climb up loads of stairs from the London Underground exit at Waterloo station to the main British Rail station concourse. We thought the end was in sight in November, as that was when we were told the escalators would be repaired. Funnily enough we were incorrectly informed:

Waterloo Escalator Repairs delayed


So I'll have to sign up for steps class in late December instead.


Monday, December 05, 2005

London Underground Industrial Action - latest

Christmas Tube Strike? - Grim StruggleJust a quick clarification on the potential London Underground Strike

As so many people have been emailing me and searching for information on this possible Tube strike and London Underground industrial action - basically unless the staff's demands are met by December 9th, it looks as though the unions will be staging three days of industrial action from December 19th.

That's about as much as I know right now but I will update you as and when I hear or keep checking out Google News for the latest.

For further details check out my original post on this from Friday and the comments including some from LU staff.


OHMIGOD Another Award Nomination - Best UK Blog

Weblog Awards FinalistWeblog Awards 2005 - I'm up for Best UK Blog

Just as I was getting ready to see if I'd made it through to the finals of the Urbs - Urban Blogging Awards - it appears that I'm in the finals already for another award - Best UK Blog as part of the Weblog Awards 2005.

Again, thanks to whoever it was who nominated me, as I had no idea about these awards either.

Many other fine UK blogs on the finalist list including regular reads of mine - Londonist and Bloggerheads. Voting has started from today 5th December and runs till the 15th December, you can vote every 24 hours!!!

UPDATE - Also in finals for two categories for the Urban Blogging Awards 2005

Made the cut so to speak for World's Best Urban Blog - $500 worth of iTunes if I win that and bizarrely the World's Hottest Urban Blogger - I think you can guess which one I would rather win, but please feel free to vote for me in one or either. Polls for this open till 26th December.

There's very few UK blogs in the running for these awards, so you might want to vote for Girl With a One Track Mind for World's Best Urban Sex Blog.

Thank you very much for getting me nominated and thanks for any votes you care to give! Much appreciated.


DLR Extension open two weeks early

London Underground early - what's the world coming to?

Many thanks to
Diamond Geezer, Stephen Knight and Chris Green for all seperately telling me that the DLR extension to City Airport opened two weeks earlier than scheduled. It opened very quietly and unannounced (I think because the shock of it being early will have killed some people). DiamondGeezer said that meant that the stations were virtually empty when he travelled on them on Saturday.

London City Airport - From diamond geezer's DLR City Airport extension flickr set


Check out his photos on his Flickr photostream, and now we have the very wonderful pub like named "King George V" station at the end of the line until it is further extended in 2009.

King George V - From diamond geezer's DLR City Airport extension flickr set


Jubilee Line New Trains

Pictures of seventh car on Jubilee Line

More pictures from the London Underground that you may not have seen, as
Mecca somehow managed to get hold of some pictures of the new extra carriages which are being added to Jubilee Line trains from the end of this year. Well she probably just asked Tubelines and they sent them to her:

New Jubilee Line trains in depot at Stratford from Tubelines


For another picture of engineers working on the new carriage check out her blog entry for this.


On the Fifth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A Limited Edition designer Oystercard/travelcard wallet

Right, we've had enough pictures of trains for today, so back to the London Underground related gifts that you might want to buy for your friends or family or add to your own Christmas gift list.

Designer Oystercard/Travelcard wallet


I love this travelcard wallet with little bits of doorways which match the colours of the Tube lines. Only available at the London Transport Museum's shop or online, and for £4.95 that makes it much more a bargain than the pre-pay Oystercard itself.

Oystercard discussion at Ealing - December 6th

Speaking of the Oystercard, if you fancy having a moan about it, sorry, taking part in a lively question and answer session, pop along to Ealing this Tuesday morning. London TravelWatch will be discussing the Oystercard issue with senior representatives of Transport for London (TfL) and the Association of Train Operating Companies (ATOC) at a public meeting, on December 6, at Ealing Town Hall at 10am. Thanks to Londonist for this news of this.

(See the Fourth day of Christmas gift here)


Friday's competition answers

You were floored by Laurence

I can't believe how few people entered the
Friday competition where I asked what the connection was between Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and the London Underground. I'd said the connection was published in a paper that week. Well the paper was Monday's Metro - so you didn't even have to buy it!

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen designed Tube Flooring


The two connections were that the frilly foppy former Changing Rooms presenter and designer used to work for a company that produced industrial flooring and he was responsible for picking the colours for terrazzo, that mottled flooring you see in the London Underground carriages. He also designed a series of murals for McDonalds at Victoria station. Easy.

Only three people guessed correctly (and they only got the flooring option). Well four, if you include Fimb - who then disqualified herself for guessing twice - so Neil will do the paperclip selection of the three finalists who are Pete, IanD and Dennis the cheek. Watch this space for the winner's name who will win a fab set of "Wake me Up at" stickers.


Sunday, December 04, 2005

On the Fourth Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

London's Secret Tubes and London's Lost Tube Schemes

These books are great if you or anyone you know is into the hidden parts of the Tube, London Underground's secret tunnels and just secret bunkers and tunnels in general.

London's Secret Tubes


London's Secret Tubes doesn't just look at the London Underground although it features quite heavily, but also focusses the fact that for strategic purposes between the 1930s and the 1960s, a substantial number of tunnels exist under London's streets and buildings that few people know about. It tells the story of these subterranean hideaways, separating fact from fiction with the help of new research.

"Other revelations include never-before published details of express Tube railway lines to relieve congestion on existing tracks, the plans to relocate the complete mechanism of government and parliament to north-west London, and the standby studios constructed underground by the BBC in case Broadcasting House was destroyed."

The next book London's Lost Tube Tube Schemes is only available in shops, most likely being, (The London Transport Museum's Shop and Ian Allen's Transport shop) in time for Christmas. It's so new it's being ordered from the publishers and amazon.co.uk can't guarantee delivery in time for Xmas.

London's Lost Tube Schemes


This book is great if you or your friends like Hywel Williams' fantastic website about London Underground Stations which are hidden and no longer in use.

(See the Third Day of Christmas gift here)


Saturday, December 03, 2005

On the Third Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me

A
DVD of Train Man from Ebay

I lost my eBay virginity a week ago (I know, I know, I've never bought anything on eBay until now) and I bought a copy of the TV series of the excellent Train Man or Densha Otoko story (look at UK and international listings). I saw the Japanese Train Man film on a flight over to San Francisco a few weeks ago, It's a brill story involving a geeky young man's romance with a woman he met on the subway. The book/film/TV series is based on actual messages posted on a huge internet discussion board in Japan. A million internet users followed the Train Man's romance, giving the poor hapless geek advice on how to impress the girl and take her out on dates.

Train Man DVD Grab 1

Train Man DVD Grab 2

Train Man DVD Grab 3


I go into the plot in more detail on my original post about it, but it's a fab story and if you like this blog, trains, subways and the internet, you'll definitely like this film (make sure you get a copy with English subtitles though!).

(See the Second Day of Christmas gift here)


Metro's Midweek Moment & Great Customer Service

Top examples of customer service

Not a tube related story but I was on the London Underground when I read it in Metro so it counts. A woman got a letter back from Tesco's after she had been complaining that her favourite brand of chocolate was no longer stocked.

Part of the letter said: "We have come to the conclusion that you and a select few have an astonishingly bad taste in chocolate and Tesco is not prepared to accommodate the less sophisticated market. We suggest you try Sainsbury's as their food is especially bland and may satisfy your plain palette (sic)"

Obviously the letter was someone larking about in customer service and it mistakenly got sent.

The woman Margaret Cooper was up in arms about this and said "I couldn't believe it when I got this letter, it came as a real shock. If it was signed 'Mrs S Upyours' I would have thought it was a joke but there is a Mrs S Upton at the store." More on this in
The Mirror.

I love this and I bet there are countless times that people who work in customer service would like to send such an honest answer back to their customers.

London Underground Refund Letter

Which reminds me, one my new colleagues at work knows that I blog about the London Underground and he showed me a letter that London Underground had sent to him with a refund for something or other. The letter said here is your refund and apologised and was sent first class. The cheque inside was for the grand total of 30p. Fantastic, how much must it have cost them to adminster a cheque for 30p? Why not round it up to something worthwhile?


Friday, December 02, 2005

Happy Christmas from London Underground

Christmas Tube Strike? Grim StruggleTube Strike possibly announced later today

Yes, with the regularity that we've come to expect from the Tube (shame their trains couldn't run with the same predictability), it's time again for the annual threat of Christmas industrial action. Later today members from various railway unions will vote on whether to go on strike for a number of reasons.

The Daily Telegraph say: "London Underground Workers are expected to back a series of one-day strikes in a row over pensions and working conditions.

The Rail Maritime and Transport Union will announce the result of a ballot (today), but officials are confident of a 'yes' vote by hundreds of engineers and other workers
."

Perhaps someone who works for London Underground and looks at this site may outline some of the strike reasons for us and stop me from moaning about LU and their constant threat of strikes?

UPDATE - 5th December - as so many people have been asking and searching for information on this possible strike and industrial action - basically unless the staff's demands are met by December 9th, it looks as though the unions will be staging industrial action from December 19th. That's about as much as I know right now but I will update you as and when I hear or keep checking out Google News for the latest.


On the Second Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love Gave to me........

Some "Wake Me Up At" stickers



Absolutely excellent idea that was emailed to me by fgt. It's two sheets of stickers printed with the most popular London Underground stations on them in the colour of the lines the station is on, asking people to wake you up at X station if you should fall asleep. As the site says "Whether it's a heavy night out, too much mulled wine at the Christmas bash or just a long day at the office, these handy stickers will help you get home safe and sound".

There's even some blank ones in the pack "for you to write your own stop on (Handy if you live in Osterley, whereever that is".

A commercial and funny idea of something I'd blogged some time ago with the same idea. "Another tip for not missing your stop and waking up at Heathrow (yes I've done this) is to set your mobile phone alarm to wake you up at roughly the time it takes you to get home, alternatively wear a big badge or a sign round your neck saying "Wake me up at XXXX station", although sadists would probably let you sleep on until the end of the line!"

Bargain at £5 plus p & p or you can buy them offline at Magma, American Retro, Aria and Best.

(See the First day of Christmas Gift here)


Tube Fashion Victims Week 7

Friday's
London Underground Fashion victims

Part of our regular Friday look at commuters showing their fashion sense..... or not as the case may be.

Enter the Dragon

I thought I had somehow got to Old Street or Liverpool Street and was making my way to Hoxton, rather than the West End, when I saw this man with his Hoxton Fin haircut (BTW fantastic site about London haircuts by postcode!!!) and very strange suit jacket with a Dragon drawn on the back:

Dragon Jacket


What is it about some men (offwhite and banksy) I've spotted quite regularly now who seem to think that graffti or stange imagery painted on suit jackets is a good look?

Bag Ladies - The Golden Bag

Just when I thought we were beginning to see the back of these hideous metallic bags, I see a prime specimen on the Northern Line.

Gold Bag


Bag Ladies - The Black and White Bag

I really hate these bags that were extremely popular about a year ago, and again I thought I would be seeing the back of them. But it looks like the trouser suited woman loved having her black and white bag with a child's face and fake jewellery on it.

Black and White Bag Lady


Well at least it wasn't a kitten wearing sunglasses one in a similar style. They unrock!

Pop Art Shoes

And finally for this week, something that's either quite cool or quite hideous. The jury's still out with me, but these little pointed numbers spotted at Embankment Tube station have a Pop Art design over them.

Pop Art Shoes


Pop Artist, Roy Lichtenstein would have been proud:

Roy Lichtenstein from SuperBlogules site


More London Underground Fashion Victims next week - BTW the full set of pictures is here on flickr.


Friday Quiz and Competition

A Friday Tube Teaser and chance to win

I seem to be having a fit of generosity at the moment and am actually handing out real prizes for some of the London Underground teasers, so make the most of it, as I'm sure I'll turn back into my normal Ebeneezer Scrooge mode after Christmas.

Anyway, I'd like you to tell me the connection between this man pictured below and the London Underground

What's his connection with the London Underground


There are probably a lot of connections, but a few were published in a paper earlier this week and those/that is the connection that I am thinking of as the answer. The more specific you can be the better!

So as with our usual competition rules - only one guess per person (any person who guesses more than once will be disqualified), place your guess in the comments below, leave your email address or website address if you want to be put through. In the event of more than one person guessing the correct answer/answers
Neil will do his paperclips out of hat thing and that person will win the prize.

Oh yeah, the prize, it's a set of the fab "Wake me up at" stickers. You have until Sunday midnight (GMT) 4th December to make your guess. Good luck!


Thursday, December 01, 2005

On the First Day of Christmas.....

My Tube Love gave to me.....

A mirror with the London Underground Map etched on it.

Here's the first of my advent calendar blog with gift ideas from now until December the 24th of pressies you can buy people who have a hankering for all things tubic or for presents that you might like to add to your own Xmas list.

Mirror with London Underground Map Etched on


Me and Neil saw this mirror in the Ian Allen Transport bookshop near Waterloo station but it also looks like you can buy them from the net at £7.50 each - bargain.

London Underground Map Pocket Mirror


Subway Maps by Scale

How the London Underground compares in size with other subways

Prompted by the ridiculous price comparisons in
yesterday's post where London Underground claimed that the Tube had one of the cheapest fares in the world. It did this by looking at the amount of stations you could travel in on an single Oyster card prepay fare £3.50 - this was quite a lot, and using their logic the tube looked cheap.

I said that's because in the zone one central area we have lots and lots of London Underground stations packed into a comparatively small geographical area. See just four systems by scale below:

World's Subway Maps by Scale

Check out fakeisthenewreal for quite a few subway systems compared by size.


Time Travel Tube Map

London Underground Map by distances to travel

Oskar Karlin sent me a link to his blog where explains how he designed the beautiful looking "Time Travel Map" below:

Time Travel Tube Map by Oskar Karlin - click to see pdf

He says: "Map in photo above is a part of one of my final projects I did for my last school, London College of Printing (now London College of Communication). It was an attemt to redesign the London Underground map. In the beginning when I didn't know what to do with the project, I called it "impossible mission". How could I come up with some innovative ideas to this piece of design that is by many considered as one of the best in graphic design ever?

"Well, I knew couldn't just do a normal re-design; something had to be added. I started thinking what's different in the world now from when the map was designed and one thing that are different today is time. No one has any time left any more. Time is money. Time is everything and so on. Today you never tell anyone how far away in miles you live, but in minutes or perhaps hours if you're unlucky. So I decided to create a re-design based on time instead of distance (normal maps) or simplicity (tube maps). By combining geographically accuracy with simplicity and time I started out with measuring the time it takes to travel between each station in the whole system
."

See Oskar's blog for a whole lot more about this with photographs of each step it took to produce the map - it's a fascinating read.

Not sure how useful it would be as trains rarely run to time but I think it looks like a great idea and I wonder if the Transport for London or any professional mapping company would ever consider producing something like this?


World's Hottest Urban Blogger!!!!

Another nominatation in the Urbs

Oooer - looks like I've also been nominated as one of the World's Hottest Urban Bloggers as well as being in the nominations for World's Best Urban Blog.

So if you haven't already done so you can nominate me again, as it's only those blogs/bloggers with the most nominations by the midnight EST 3rd December who will go through to the finals.

One of my fave bloggers Diamond Geezer is also in the running for World's Hottest Urban Blogger so feel free to nominate one or both of us, and thanks to everyone who has nominated the blog so far! Just send an email to tips@gridskipper.com with your favourites for nomination - there is a list here and at this stage you can also suggest more new sites.



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