Monday, August 30, 2004
Back in London
Sara Cox effect). In fact you all seemed to be making more comments that you normally do with me and there was more traffic on Wednesday (perhaps people had heard about Geoff's legendary puns and were looking forward to more.....whatever).
Anyway, if they (and you) are up for it, I'll get them to contribute more regularly, now that they have "house keys".
It's Bank Holiday in the UK today, so no commuting stories. When I came back from Gatwick on Friday though I noticed lots of CCTV's in open display at Victoria station (in the entrance from the mainline station to the Tube). I hadn't been to Victoria for quite a while, or I normally don't have a huge bag breaking my shoulder and am usually zipping up the outer stairs quite quickly, but I'd never noticed them before. Someone's bound to tell me the one on the outer staircase has been there for ages.
Friday, August 27, 2004
Spot the difference
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Sex and drugs and delays to all destinations
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
The 19th hole
London Transport Museum, is - to me - the 19th hole of the tube. It's the unnofficial 276th station, and even has its own cheerful 'Museum' sign made up using the standard LU roundel and font, and is part of a bench that you can sit on outside the museum, located in Covent Garden.
I found myself there briefly this morning, buying gifts for some friends that I'm about to visit overseas at the weekend, and I could think of nothing more appropriate as something that I would give to someone as a present than something with a tube logo on it.
The friend I'm going to see has two daughters - aged 4 and 7. And at first I thought that it would be good to get some T-shirts emblazoned with the Underground logo. But when I looked, the only things that they had in childrens colours and sizes were t-shirts that said "Mind the Gap" on them. On a t-shirt. On the front of a t-shirt. On the upper part of the front of a t-shirt. Are you getting my drift yet?
On a mature female, this would be funny as the 'mind . . . gap' gag works rather well on a fully-breasted female, but on minors? Surely that's a bit sick, isn't it? Well I thought it was, decided against it, and went for the safer 'teddy bear' option instead.
Obviously whilst I was there I couldn't resist buying a coloured 'line' mug to complete my own personal collection, as I didn't have the orange East London line one - but don't even get me started on why they don't have any brown coloured ones for the Bakerloo line!
I leave the shop and walk to Holborn to get the Central Line to work. I sit on a seat on a platform, staring right at the big sign in front of me that clearly showed all the stations that trains called at in this direction ... Tottenham Court Road, Oxford Circus, and so on.
A little old lady shuffles along and sits down next to me. Three minutes later as the train is pulling in, she taps me on the shoulder and says "Is this the right train for Oxford Circus?".
Now the 'Neil' inside of me wanted to say "No, you want to get the one after this", or perhaps "There's been a large map clearly in view for the last couple of minutes - why don't you look at that?", but then the nice Geoff inside me said "Yes, it is.. in two stops time!", and waved two fingers at her in a really helpful manner, and then jumped on the train ahead of her... went to sit down, and realised it was the last seat, and so stopped, turned and made her sit on it instead. See how nice I am? Neil would've gotten her changing onto a Thameslink train and ending up at Farringdon.
Speak of the devil, my partner in tube-grime is back tomorrow on this blog, and on Friday as well - no more me as I'm away as well - but I think that Annie's back at the weekend. If she asks any of you how you think we've done, please give us a glowing report and a gold star. It'd be nice to make another appearence at some point in the future.
I'm just gutted that Guinness World Records still haven't got back to us with offical confirmation of our time, otherwise I was going to use the excellent pun "Tubelation!", here to really make you groan ... but I can't, ah well.
Cheers!
Geoff.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Commuters
Monday, August 23, 2004
Holiday Schmoliday
Friday, August 20, 2004
Guest bloggers
Green Fairy). While I'm away the blog will be left in the (hopefully) capable hands of Neil n Geoff. I'm not quite sure what I'm letting myself in for, and also not quite sure what you'll be letting yourself in for, but whatever happens it will be interesting.
I've never let anyone look after the blog before and it does feel as though the instructions I've left them are ones you would leave to people looking after your potted plants/cat/baby etc.
Please be gentle with them and I'll "see" you after the Bank Holiday.
Yesterday's Metro Momento
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Satellite Tube Map
Simple yet bloody effective. The Circle line really does look like a whale on here. Mr Gardiner has even done a night time version too just after he gave me the last mention in his blog!
EastEnders or The Tube?
The Tube starts tonight on ITV1 at 7.30pm (I think it might only be on in the Carlton region).
I caught the last series on cable as it missed it first time round and it was a cracker. All credit to the Tube really, as some of the characters on it were hardly glowing beacons of customer service and they definitely chose people with character rather than those who would just toe the party line. (Miranda and Darren were personal favourites of mine).
There was a slim chance that I might have been on it this time as I was having fairly regular chats with the production team at Mosaic - but I spose the idea of someone taking the odd picture of people on the tube or sitting at computer writing about the Tube was not quite rivetting enough for them at the end of the day.
Tonight's episode "follows the British Transport Police's anti-graffiti unit as they go on the trail of TOX, the Tube's most elusive graffiti vandal" and there's also filming of Tube staff tackling fare dodgers.
Check out the rest of the series here.
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Meeting Neil n Geoff
Tube Challengers Geoff n Neil and fortunately they didn't insist that I give them the quickest route from Richmond to the Barbican, or even insist that I leg it up and down escalators and work out the best carriage to get on to be nearest the exit for Waterloo when we travelled home.
We met (sadly, at my suggestion) at The Head of Steam pub at Euston and I think they were slightly disappointed that I wasn't quite as Tube geeky as suggesting this railway themed pub would appear. I was a bit worried that the pub would be full of trainspotters but at 7pm it was full of the usual commuter types having a last bevvy before going home.
By the time we left though there was only one other woman in the pub besides me and the remaining men did have strange trainspottery looks about them. There was an old bearded guy at the bar wearing a Circle Line Pub Crawl T shirt and we were accosted by a man on his way to the toilets who enigmatically said "I know what you're doing" then disappeared into the bowels of the pub.
Although he didn't look remotely like Mystic Meg on the way back from the loo it appeared he wasn't as mad or as drunk as he at first appeared.
Anyway, Geoff n Neil were a good laugh. Geoff can talk for England and Neil has one of those encyclopediac type memories and would be perfect to have on your team in a pub quiz. Yeah, of course we talked about the Tube Challenge and blogs and stations and fairly geeky stuff. But there was also chats about chavs and The Standard and relationships and Big Brother and wife beaters (or bottles of Stella). I also got to show off my credits and pictures in Mecca's book One Stop Short of Barking (which you can actually get from Amazon now).
Back to the mysterious Mystic Meg bloke, who Geoff n Neil did a good job of ignoring first of all, but when he came back from the loo he said "You're planning that Tube Challenge you are". Actually Mystic Meg wouldn't really need to be worried about her day job as the table had a fair amount of Tube maps on it it and Neil had been doodling on bit of paper doing flow diagrams on the Circle Line.
But more weirdly this guy had actually done the challenge himself 30 years ago. He didn't really look old enough to have done it thirty years ago, but he had, just for fun. So there I was in the middle of a reasonably animated discussion about whether it was easier to do it thirty years ago than today (more stations now, but the Tube website helps with journey planning). Geoff and the guy swapped email addresses and I'm sure we'll hear more from him.
When we left we all wistfully wondered whether in thirty years time we'd be sitting in a pub bumping into people who were planning a Tube challenge in 2034. Wonder if they'd manage it any faster?
Friday, August 13, 2004
Friday Afternoon Fun
read and weep.
Moral of the story - always check the bottom of your emails before you forward a reply to someone else.
Someone must know how to get these
Moog left a comment yesterday about these stickers:
"I was in London on Saturday, and I saw 2 dead funny stickers..they were both like proper 'stop' stickers for smoking, etc, but one said 'no talking: penalty �200' and the other said 'no eye contact: penalty �200' my friend said it must be the gorillas...but what does that mean?"
I think she means Guerilla marketing. Someone's either trying to confuse the hell out of tourists or it's just emphasising all the wonderful official rules we have on the Tube.
Has anyone seen any others or got any other theories on them?
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Air Conditioning in 2009
St Swithins Day, they were asking for trouble). Today Metro have a piece on air conditioning on The Tube and this morning it would have been easier getting a gondola to work as it was chucking it down (although I spose it is still hot).
Metro helpfully tell us that "because the Tube was designed and mostly built long before air-conditioning was thought of, any solution will not be cheap or simple".
Granted we are dealing with a system that is old, but that doesn't stop us from having tons and tons and tons of other "expensive and complicated" improvements that the Victorians didn't have on the Tube.
Metro continued to say that "New fleets of trains for the Circle, District, Hammersmith & City, Metropolitan and East London Lines are planned under PPP contracts and, when Transport for London too responsibility for running the Tube it insisted air cooling be included in the design. However, these trains will not start running until 2009".
Monday, August 09, 2004
Monday's Metro Momento
Saturday, August 07, 2004
Circle Line Party 3
Geoff n Neil. You can see from Geoff's pictures below that despite the efforts of the British Transport Police, that people looked as though they were having a good laugh and it must have freaked out the tourists and regular commuters.
Geoff said: "Neil & I were on the first Circle line train that came through (clockwise) at it stopped at Sloane Square .. For a good 10 minutes, delaying all the other trains! When we realised they were turning everyone off, we hopped on a train going east back to Victoria, where the circle line train behind was there with MORE people on board partying away! But they also then got chucked off by the BTP. Then when services resumed, they announced that no trains would be stopping at Sloane Square, obviously to stop all of those that had been de-trained at SS getting back on the next clockwise circle service.
However! The last I heard was Neil telling me that all those chucked off at Victoria, simply got on the next ANTI clockwise circle service at Victoria, and they were still partying hard at Blackfriars which is when I last heard from him!"
More pictures will doubtless be posted on the Circle Line Party site.
Friday, August 06, 2004
Afternoon teaser
walkways tube map has lots of these little routes where it's quicker to walk than use the tube, so I suppose it's bound to be one of the ones one here.
Chav alert
chavscum.co.uk website.
Part of me thinks this site is evil - well 1% of me does, but there's a massive part which just loves looking at pictures of "Britain's new ruling class" of which David and Victoria Beckham are King and Queen of.
So imagine my surprise when I spotted that a contender for July's Chav of the Month was spotted sprawling on the tube, with his feet on the seat opposite:
This bloke has chav written all over him.
Thursday, August 05, 2004
Oh those Russians
barrier squeeze - see point five???) and many people who look way over sixteen going through on child tickets, just don't try doing the same thing in Russia as you could get shot.
This was on Heart FM's news this morning in one of those .....and finally stories:
"Rustam Baibekov, a migrant worker from Tajikistan, was detained by the policeman as he was trying to pass the turnstile with his friend on a single token at the northeastern Sokolniki subway station. The policeman asked if he had any money for a fine or any registration, and it turned out that Baibekov was not only in Moscow illegally, but had no money on him.
Upon hearing this, the policeman drew his service pistol and shot Baibekov in the mouth."
Fortunately the guy survived and the policeman has been charged with attempted murder. Although "Medical inspection has shown that the policeman was sober, although he slightly smelled of alcohol. In his own words, the policeman drank a glass of beer in the morning, before work,"
Check out the full story in Mosnews.com.
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Circle Line Party
Circle Line Party which I found out about today thanks to Geoff Marshall (might get Geoff and Neil to help me with the blog more regularly as they seem to be very enthusiastic at the moment).
The idea behind the party is that people just turn up on the Circle Line on Friday and have a party. That simple. It's sort of like a flash mob for those who know what flash mobbing is (loads of people turning up "randomly" in a place where they're not normally expected). It's all very jolly and good natured but the element of "randomness" takes normal commuters by surprise.
At the last one there were pole dancers (plently of poles on tube carriages), music, booze, streamers etc etc. Anyway the timing is all kept pretty last minute so head off to the site on Friday morning if you want to find out more about exactly what time it'll be taking place.
Love the lyrics to Going Underground being used in the introduction to the site.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Wrong kind of rain
diplomatic incident between plumbers and London Transport though?
Spies and Sparrows
Neil & Geoff's Tube Challenge.
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