"a derogatory picture of the London underground. Some lines are in my experience lekkerder then others"
"I have the shirt with the slogan "Mind the pinch" on udder altitude.."
"I am a supporter of the underground railway in Paris. I find my way there blindly. Terrible system."
"...the underground railway to sit and smell I which strange air of parfum, moquette, adhesive and detergent...."
Then there's a bit of a discussion about cheesecake (WTF), then
"Eh .. London Underground. Laaavely. "
Then I can't understand any more. I just wish there was a better translation tool (The disclaimer at the bottom of the translation says - "Note: This is a computer translation of the original webpage. It is provided for general information only and should not be regarded as complete nor accurate. " - no kidding. Only a third of the page is translated and the machine then thinks, "Oh fook this, I can't be arsed translating the rest of the page" and goes off to do something else - like what? Make some tea, read the papers - it's a computer programme for Christ's sake and it's already getting bored or going for a little lie down).