This one's rather titillating (for want of a better word), but includes a few tube related questions to work out just how much of a corrupt Londoner you are:
Have you ever taken a train without a valid ticket?
Have you ever?
Given a travelcard to a ticket tout
Bought a travelcard from a ticket tout
Been a travelcard ticket tout
Ever been sick:
In the back of a cab
In your handbag / briefcase
In a tube station
On a moving tube train
Ever got the first tube home from a night out?
Which of these sounds the rudest?
Going down the Old Kent Road
Hanging out on the New Kings Road
Being taken round the M25 to Feltham
Heading south of the river after midnight
Switching to the Bank Branch of the Northern Line
Riding the DLR to Mudchute
I was 31% corrupt which I think is quite good going considering I've lived in and around London for all of my life, it's not corrupted me that much. Although I've travelled a lot without a valid ticket, I've never bought or sold to a ticket tout. Never got the first tube home. Also never thrown up on a moving tube train or in my handbag or the back of a cab.