"Mr Blair said that the police had advised him that elections would be dangerous. "They would divert attention from the war on terror", he said. "If the public chose a new government, that would be a victory for terrorism. We must not take that chance. Holding elections would be contrary to the strong advice given to us by our security services and our police, and I am simply not prepared to do it."
Fantastic spoof which I found through King's Cross bombing victim and survivor's Rachel's own personal blog - as she says blog now before someone complains it is infringing the BBC's copyright or some other bollox, and is taken off the Net.