The auction ends on the 28th April. It's based on an Ikea pine chair and I've just spent a small fortune in Ikea and gave myself a massive headache by putting up half a desk (why Ikea don't put even a few written instructions in their flat packs is beyond me - as their illustrations aren't particularly foolproof).
Being an Ikea chair, I'm surprised it hasn't been given a name like Billy (my bookcases), or Johan (my new desk). If I win it, I'll call it Fairlop as that sounds suitably Ikea-ish! Or perhaps it should be Neasden as it's the nearest Tube station to Ikea.