Hopefully he's not one of the new Big Brother contestants and this guy had inside knowledge.
Is this woman giving a secret (or perhaps not so secret) signal to us all?
I think it said Tomorrow at the top, so the whole bag read "Tomorrow I'll come home late". The mind boggles.
Speaking of Mind Boggling Bags
Could this bag be anymore designer?
Designer name, tick. Gold chain, tick. Pointless charms hanging off it, tick. Studded bucklely bits, tick. Where's Paris Hilton when you need her?
Oversized Designer Sunglasses inside
Ah, here's Paris Hilton, with her sunglasses on. It wasn't a remotely sunny day when I took this.
Take your sunglasses off, it must be quite difficult trying to read that magazine. You're inside a Tube carriage, on the Piccadilly Line, going through tunnels from here on in. There's no chance of sun's glare down here love!
Sunglasses and now a woolly beany hat. No one knows what to wear.
This guy was quite weird. Not only, had he sewn this strange large patch onto his beany/beanie, but he was also wearing a tie with a pullover. Now even though you can't see the tie from the picture, you can see he's not wearing a shirt. Most peculiar.
Oooh, if my legs were that skinny I don't think I would wear Ugg style boots that made me look as though I was wearing wellingtons
Not a good look.
Socks or no Socks
Again people are in a quandary with what to wear
I actually quite like the lightweight red and white trainer thingies on the left, and they are certainly trainers you can wear sans socks.
But what is the woman wearing on the right? Hideous colour wedges, and to top them off, a pair of golfing style socks.