"Razr with CrystalTalk blocks out background noise. The result? Crystal clear conversations. So even when you're surrounded by the noise of trains, announcements and commuters, you won't have to shout to make yourself heard. It's like having your own exclusive quiet space wherever you go."
Whatever you think about mobile phones on the Tube, that's genius copy. It's elitist. It's confident. It's male. It's sooo London.
And, before anyone asks - no I wasn't paid by Motorola, or any of their agencies, or David Beckham. My old Nokia 3510 is a source of hilarity in the office, but I'm very happy with it.